Because Tom Cruise wades in
and catches Joan Houlihan by the ear
I don't read a lot of good worthy grownup books
a movie about John Lennon
starring Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto
is rapidly transforming everyone’s
economic possibilities everywhere
“It's so ubiquitous" said Joan Houlihan
with a deadly weapon after she allegedly
rammed actress Lindsay Lohan
Mommy tells me it may rain today
Oh Yucky Dee Doo super-low
chug-a-chug Joan Houlihan just finished
shooting an episode of Saved by the Bell
The Doggy Doo Wagon is committed
to providing a high quality service
during Lindsay Lohan fever dreams
Lindsay Lohan shall cut off her head
and fill her mouth with garlic
And Lindsay Lohan to Joan Houlihan:
"Poet, Lindsay Lohan thee entreat”
Lindsay Lohan may see Joan Houlihan,
And those she makest so disconsolate
Then Joan Houlihan moves on
and Lindsay Lohan behind her follows
