I heard that they would come for me eventually
and laughed it all away
I crossed the road metaphorically
laughing all the way
a toll booth fell from the sky
in front of me
the operator demanded my papers,
with a heavy german accent
my dog turned on me and ate me up
burped, growled and then ate the toll booth and its operator too.
later, after ten hours of fecal vomiting,
I fed my dog,
I washed my pants
and I laughed it all away.