Death Metal Throw Rug

Report from the road!
Some toe rag nicked my
"gray rag of rotted calico,"
in the very mention of "obbligatos"

we got our first hitch from an
ex-Warwick student washing oneself
with a rag on a stick,
After that I dry the rag thorough1v again
and put it in a bottle, tin box

Plan A for Canadians seems to be
to hitch rides with the Americans,
hitchhike is defined as a couch that tends
to make a comfortable right's rest,
Use a damp rag to wipe them down once a year
If necessary, apply brown chalk

If you do not get any color on the rug
the cleaner/solvent should be safe
for the Salty Dog, neither warm nor comfortable

you know, what we always really,
truly felt comfortable with:
an extra-strength drool rag

the horse is comfortable pushing his face
into your space
as gingerly as you might a rag
soaked in HIV germs,
giving his sword-belt a hitch,
and thrusting his morion a little on one side

I was seduced by the quiet, comfortable hum
of archive quality digital prints
our rendition was more like a wet Routine,
Jupiter freaked me out a little, though.