last great American male

what can he do? angels shoving flightless airline pilots out of open windows.
it’s the draft that no one will cop to, it’s the draft that chills the bones and elicits
a certain crooked smile from old men with erectile dysfunction. every time, boy,
every time one of those rockets goes up, Uncle Dick stands at attention. makes
a man. and makes a man proud. and makes a man a proud American. dammit!