Once upon a time, there was a unicorn. This unicorn was named Eunice and she didn't know how to dance. Then along came a cute little bunny named Herman. Herman told Eunice about eating fruits and vegetables instead of her boring normal diet of grass and grass and more grass. Once Eunice ate all the yummy veggies and fruits, she started to dance. She was so excited she tried to dance with Herman, but instead stomped on him and smooshed him dead.
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