good advice for squalid digs

try picking needles out of your own haystack

try sawing off the tree limb with both your arms

burning

Love, American Style still leaves too much beef fat

in the refrigerator

leaky faucet's a sure sign that someone is

humming a tuneless melody on the phone

I watched you through the keyhole

I washed you through the cardoor

I wished you had had your own trail mix

it isn't easy to digest, it just says so on the

packaging

pears & soundbites - sweltering

swell with me if you cut down that tree


written by wax dummies

published by tennis elbow certification specialists