Pube Muppet meets Shit,
And they have a swell time!
Visions of hot Muppet sex
Dance through my imagination
I'm not going to go fight
The best-fucking muppet ever!!!!!!!!!!!
I love u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking naked Muppet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who wouldn't want to fuck a muppet?
Kermit unpigged on Broadway for example
And wasn’t it implied that Madeline Kahn
Was having sex with that big hairy monster?
Do I need to read books or something
Eating the most delicious bugs, Yum, yum
For Muppet sex hosted by a
Janitor to make sense? that don't sound
Like nipple popout troy mixtape
Update primerica cult to me... the
South African version will feature
An HIV-positive Muppet and
Party games like Shrek Super Party
n.b.: this poem is the 2006 winner of the AHB "Oh Jeez!!!" Award
