Barbie Not Just a Doll Top Court Rules

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Barbie not just a doll
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In a groundbreaking intellectual-property decision, the court ruled 8-0 that, while Barbie has achieved a distinctiveness within the doll world, that does not give Mattel the right to prevent very different businesses from using the name. Standing behind a metal barricade police put up to seal off the court entrance, women dressed in burkas rubbed each other’s backs to console one another. It's important to note that this part of the story is informed speculation; confirmation's going to have to await drilling in the area and examining sediments from that time period in the hope of detecting clear indications of the impact.

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