Instant Coast to Coast Rolling Buddhist Mermaid Show.

We did a scan of the Giant Reclining Buddha of Yangon,
had a hollow lexan aquarium built in the shape, put it on a
flat-bed truck, filled it with water, hired some japanese girls
to be mermaids and died their hair pink. Voila, Instant
Coast to Coast Rolling Buddhist Mermaid Show. Set up
a nice cold soba noodle kiosk and sold some good sake'
to boot. Even sold a few cacti grafts with the big pink coronas.
Call 'em "moon cactus". Comes with a miniature Zen greeting card.

Amen.