The critique of wasted time and conversations found only in women’s bathrooms.






The women stand,
legs like rows of cedars.

Some slender, lean.
Some curved thick stems.

Elbows resting,

they vie for the mirror
in a vulgar attempt
to paint beauty
like it could be constructed
with two hands and tubes
of tints.


Their talk is a foreign dialect,
nonsense!

They call those outside,
whores, and each other,
amongst themselves,
after one leaves the room.

They are animals
in high heels and short skirts,
Blow-dried hair,
bottle tans.


I hide, feet up in the stall.


Listen to each new stock
come in rotations.

Always the same garish
squeals.