Plastic unravels,
Lines each pothole, beach and lurks in waters.
Headlines shriek, and five thousand dollar a second celebrities,
Wave and stand, as couturier's pin them up for the Oscars.
'Evil threatens the very fabric,' and they position the net over my brain,
In an attempt to strain my brain of all its…
What?
I don't recall.
Yes I'll donate to your cause,
I'll march and I'll…
What did you say?
The end is nigh,
Coffers border on exploding,
Guilt trips tangle together.
Why don't you buy this germ free cloth,
Enviro-coffer friendly bags and down with everything that doesn't fall in line.
Or else…
What?
Eat mushroom clouds,
Posthumously, of course