Rupert Everett on younger gay men not being attracted to him: "The only way they`d notice me is if I set myself on fire and then they`d try to light their cigarettes off me."
What Zadie Smith said about hubby Nick Laird, poet: "But I`m the writer."
John Stiles on spotting the first grey hair in the front of former golden locks: "An elderly has got in `mongst the children."
