Much, if not all of the spam I get (rancid luncheon meat pocked with olives, pimento and macaroni) are solicitations for pills and tablets, stiffeners and stool softeners, antidepressant, lozenges and mild hallucinogenic’s that come in valuepacs or small tinctures, a pharmacopeia of retardants, uppers downers and a varied assortment of psychosomatic inhibitors. Not one for Quaaludes, synthetic morphine, Smarty’s, Jujubes, mustard poultices, gumdrops or spam inhibitors; luncheon meat, the excrescence of a wireless world gone flaccid, cold, necrotic and mad.
