'Fed-Ex' Federline Has Dubious Future
"Let me have some! I want some!"
By Crom, I am way smarter than Sharon Stone,
I believe I've solved the riddle of my pants,
Kevin Federline plans to fight lindsay lohan
in bikini chased by paparazzi
Britney Baby mundo fall oops funny pavement crack drop,
uncovered 'documents' show Britney Spears' nuptials to be
David Weinberger's speech at the World Economic Forum
Kevin Federline is glad I refuse to look at britney
in fear that my nuts will fall off
(this is the sort of rhinoplasty surgery
a man does not want),
I'll simply say,'You do the math!
CSI YOUR ASS, Gonad the Barbarian,
Backstreet Boys and a rabbit named Pantagruel Are Gay!
'Oh no, Rob Lowe's face looks too tight!'
Britney Spears's very brief "weekend" husband
continues to yap away about her breakup
with K-Fag that is for sale,
She SO needs Shmuley from Shalom
in the Home...hahahaha ... Yawp Barbarian
Pluto Conjunction in Britney Spears
Upstages Midterm Election
or she just didn't want to be seen
with K-Fed after his Halloween performance
K-Fed Expert Says The Divorce Could Get Ugly
"No, you can't buy a Slurpee machine"
